Virage à gauche à l' Red Rooster...

In a few days I will be moving into a new place. I will be connected to cable internet in my new place. And, with webcams so absolutely cheap, and the space in the room such that the camera will only ever be pointed at the bed, I can amuse y'all with my erratic sleeping patterns. And... if anyone in the house sneaks into my room for some impromptu "uglies-bumping" while I am away, it will also be entertaining... I suppose. And disturbing. And entertaining, too. And informative, even. :)

Anyhow, I won't be getting a webcam. There would be too much resposibility on my head if I had to put on a show all the time.

God, I loved the house I've called home for the past year, but it is time to move on. After all, this morning I woke up to find some friendly vomit dripping from the vanity unit of the bathroom and some mysterious pool of liquid on the floor of the toilet. Chicken left in the fridge is one thing, but I didn't hear anyone complaining about the new guy and his mate urinating on the floor and leaving the stench of their vomit to permeate the air. The new guy even tried to joke to me about it, laughing and all, apologetic. What an idiot. I didn't laugh back.

This will be the last post about them. From Monday, they are just morons in an objective world.

I'm moving just 3 minutes away, but closer to another major road. In fact, I got lost for half an hour because I didn't want to turn my car around and return in the direction I came. So I just went along the new major road in which I would have to get accustomed, and got caught in traffic going the wrong direction. I don't really get stressed when I am driving, but I am terrible when it comes to actually getting anywhere. I just keep driving until I see some landmark. And if it takes half an hour to find a Red Rooster that I just may be familiar with, then so damned well be it!

Sigh... I'll try and learn how to read a map. If only I had someone to buy me one of those luxury cars with GPS satellite navigation. (I know you can buy them separately... but I'd like the car, too. Thank you. :)

William John.