I.... am not an animal... I'm a Sprengel...

I am not a beast. I have the amount of hair I need which is proportional to my manliness. I need it so that when I find someone they can stroke it and play with it and comb it. It will one day have a purpose.

[Hermann Johann Philipp Sprengel]
(1834-1906)

However. However! In no way can I say that all of my hair adds to the cuteness which one may perceive in my other pictures. Which is why I will not be taking a picture of myself without being covered in garments! Seriously!

Firstly (and lastly as well)... I do have some buttock hair... it's swirly and largely resembles the timely moustache of the late Hermann Johann Philipp Sprengel, who invented a new type of vacuum tube in 1865 and devised the U-tube method for comparing liquid densities. But that's besides the point. You do NOT want to see me nude. Seriously... ;)

William John.