Morons! Morons! Buy two, get one free!
The search for the housemate is not going well. I only had one response to my ad so far - an International Asian student (from Asia, for my slower readers). His name was Joseph, although I doubt that this was his real name. He was swell enough. Sure, his English weren't too swell (lol), but otherwise he just wanted to live closer to university to study and not have to travel the hour to uni as he has to now. Hell, he was practically the Asian version of me. And the bonus was that he was going to install high-speed internet access! Aaahhhh!!!! That's, like, my dreeeaaaam! (Except for finding a nice chap to bunk with, eh? Tehe. No. We'd have to get married first! :o)
Well, it turns out that my other godamn housemates don't like him. One of em hasn't even met him... but... and I quote here... "I don't want Asian people". Yikes!
I got the other girl to meet him, but her response was "he couldn't speak English well enough, how am I supposed to have a conversation with him?"
Godamn, this girl is a moron. Who gives a flying fig that someone can't pronounce some words well enough when the only thing one girl talks about is godamn football anyway, which I don't have one godamn interest in! The other girl doesn't talk anyway (but when she does it is about football! Although her and the other girl are like joint at the godamn c*nt now. Sorry about the language, but it is such a fantasticly correct analogy that I couldn't resist leaving it!)
Anyhow, so now they've put up ads around and they are supposed to have gotten a heap of responses, but so far noone has shown up. I'm getting restless. Someone needs to be in by the next rent date, and I'd rather it was someone I liked rather than another football-obsessed c*nt. (I may as well use the word multiple times in the post now that it's out there)
I'm thinking I should pee on their pillows when they are out... let's drive them out and fill up this house with Asian people! Damn, yeah! And we'll only ever watch football for a split second when we are changing the channel to some documentary on the ABC. And we'll be changing the channel with a calculator / remote control which one of the Asian people will own (I'd assume) which only lets the user tune in TV channels which have documentaries playing. :)
Now, what do I do? Do y'all think I should organize to get Joseph put on the lease behind their backs, despite their godamn 1950-Mississipi reluctance, and see how things pan out? Or do I wait and see what they come up with? Should all housemates get a say in this, even though two of them are godamn morons?
I made a mistake with who I chose in the beginning and this is my karma. Juuuust great.
William John.
posted by William John @ 9:48 PM
2 Comments:
Hello Hanuman! :)
I do love that Hot Toddy. However, whenever I open his page, my eyes get fixated on his image. It gets really distracting and all. Oh well. I'll just have to learn to deal with it.
Yeah, they are (that word). ;)
But they are young girls from the country, and if I had the sense that I should've had from my past housemate experiences, I would've never chosen them. I'm the bigger fool.
I am very down on myself. I don't know why. Life has just been this big push to get ahead of everyone else... mainly school has taken up my life, and still is.
My sisters used to have one of those funny plastic plaques on their bedroom wall that read "Don't let school get in the way of your education". It was damn right. Not a joke at all. But I feel like I am too far gone now. At the end of the year I'll take a break from it all is what I say every year.
Thanks for the good looking comment. (Though, I do wonder if I am adorning anyone's computer wallpaper yet...? Anyone...? :)
There is a gay/lesbian association at uni. But I have never really felt like stepping up that far. I only just told my best friend (who I don't really see at all) at the beginning of this year. It was practically the only New Year's resolution that I fulfilled. I haven't brought myself to scream it in the corridors. I've got a foot out, I'm just waiting for someone to rub it before I burst out, I suppose.
You take care, too. :)
William John.
Someone came round today out of the blue to see the place, Neeson. A man in his mid-30s, who seemed real nice. I say that about everyone I meet... I guess I am just glad to meet new people.
Anyway, I used to live with a guy around his age and a Asian girl. Yikes... should I even go here?
Why didn't I see what was going on with those two when I got interviewed?! Anyhow, it did NOT turn out well, and I ended up leaving a few months in.
I tend to associate feelings with my past experiences. I'm sure everyone does. If two people look alike, my mind assumes they are alike.
I bunched this guy into my 'over-30s men shorter than me' category and decided that, although he put on a nice show, there was probably something underlying about him that you'd just hate to live with.
Naturally, I insisted that we pounce and get this guy in as soon as possible. My reasoning? Purely that I am not home enough to really be bothered too much by someone new anymore. I do, however, hope he bothers the other two! ;)
William John.
PS. He did seem nice enough. He's broke, studies Commerce, has kids... one of em is gonna be on 'Neighbours' in the next few months. I did sms Joseph and tell him that I thought my housemates were jerks and that we should catch up for pizza or something. I might give him a buzz one day. We'll see. :)
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