A slow-motion world...

I am William John... just a simple guy that is going through the issues of life. And god how I wish I had a different life. Each night I go to bed with that thought. Wishing and hoping for more. Not in a greedy way... no, damnit. Just... err... isn't there more...?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Am I the toilet roll...?

I thought I'd let you know that my life isn't all a downfall. There are some good points to waking up each day. For example, I love to laugh. I've become one of those people that laugh so infrequently that, when I do, I appear somewhat manical. My housemate told me this joke when she first moved in:

Q. Why did the toilet-paper roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.

Tehehehe. It's so silly, but it has me in stitches every time I hear it. (Which is everytime I ask her to repeat it, because I have the worst memory. Which is great for jokes and re-watching movies. Its not good for other matters though, like 'what day is it?' etc. Terrible memory. Hey... you wanna hear this joke about a toilet roll...? ;)

Anyhow, that was really corny. Sorry to put you through that. If that is the type of muck I'll be writing in this post, I am best to leave it off here and begin with a new slate tomorrow. Sigh...

William John.

2 Comments:

At 4:04 PM, Blogger Rob7534 said...

I liked the corney joke. I'd be interested to see who you pick as your next roomate!!

Stay away from the drug addicts though. You can spot em from their "puppy-dog" look they give you just before they ask you for money!!

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger William John said...

I'll try and keep you updated when I finally get a new housemate, but from my experiences noone is as perfect as me. :)

No drug addicts, eh? Godamnit, now I have to amend my advertizement, which reads something like the placard on the Statue of Liberty, while clearly stating "only guys", in a less-than-subtle manner. ;)

William John.

 

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