I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans...

It has come to my attention (a sentence just open for a whole heap of metaphoric trouble) that other people have been linking to my blog. For instance, traumatised-by-being-30 has me listed under his "some people i'm stalking" section. I wonder how hard it would be to stalk someone that rarely leaves a 2 kilometer radius...? Something else that is perhaps disturbing... TBB30 is a duck. That is, if his profile picture is anything to go by and be believed. So I decided to do a little research on the matter using a little thing called the "internet". Apparently, ducks have a lifespan of between 10 and 15 years, and (allegedly) the oldest duck lived for 25 years. So, no wonder this guy is traumatized. He's a duck and past his basting date. I don't want to dispel the idea that a duck is out there writing a blog. I have a bird back at home and he (or she? What do I know about these matters? Godamn, I should really have paid more attention when I was younger...) is really smart. I haven't seen him pecking at his own poop for a while now in fact. "Traumatized"and "stalking" are two words that I've always wanted to be associated with.

Anyhow, I made out like there were more people linking to me, but I really wouldn't know. I'm not so vain as to point these things out you know. But, to quote that old Mac Davis song...

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble... when you're perfect in every way...

Even though I know that's not true. :)

William John.