So tight it's getting hard to breathe...

I have this system in place to detect when I need to do laundry. It largely revolves around the fact that I have a collection of underwear from all years of my life. Each day I will try and choose the best fit, but day by day the best fit wears down and my underwear gets tighter and tighter. When I reach that white pair with the red and blue stripes from when I was like 12, it is time to do a wash. I am starting to think that I need more underwear, a larger laundry hamper and a maid. Or I could just do the laundry more often. Meh. I'm best to mull over this one.

William John.