I've sewed the shirt into my skin...
I went home and got my Colorado top back from my sister, who had stolen it for weeks. It's this blue jumper that a Harvard student would wear. I'm guessing that they would anyway. At least, that's what I'm going for. Besides that, I got mum to make me a roast... and godamn was it good. My stomach is more filled up than it has been for ages.
Y'know... I took a picture of myself shirtless to post. You people are nuts. But there are two problems with this. One is, that I am very thin and look like crap. I wouldn't want to see me shirtless, which is why noone has seen me without a shirt for many years now. I turn away at reflections in the mirror before I go in the shower. And, also, I don't have the best chest. By this, and I'm serious, it has developed wrong. In a bad shape and all. One more reason to cover up. It's terrible.
Anyhow. Noone has seen me shirtless for years. And there I was taking a picture for y'all. I took it and all... but couldn't bring myself to post it. I guess it's one step forward, though. But, honestly, I can't do it. I can't post it. And it would be silly to as well... you bunch of perves. Lol. Let's see you all shirtless and I'll reconsider. :)
I think I'm gonna move also. I'm at the end of my tether with these morons. So soon enough you may not get all the wonderful stories of how these people are cancers on my soul. ;)
William John.
posted by William John @ 12:46 AM
5 Comments:
Gay, deformed, and Sprengel-bumbed. I've got it all! :)
William John.
PS. Thanks. Will be looking around today. This is gonna be bad on my hip pocket though...
Oh William, you have nothing to worry about posting pics. Don't fall into that trap of a "Gay Ideal" for men in relation to their body. We come in all shapes and sizes. Post the pics, you TEASE!!
Good luck with trying to move.
I won't post the pics, Rob, because I don't want to RAISE the bar of the 'gay ideal'. Tehe. :)
William John.
Anyhow, I have posted pics.
Only, if I start taking pics of myself shirtless for the sole purpose of posting, then you've gotta wonder what's going on in my mind... and let me tell you...
...there's a low hum happening in there and I'm pretty sure someone installed one of those metal ball things that business men have on their desks where one metal ball swings and knocks the one on the opposite side...
I'm not sure when "they" did this, and I can only suspect...
;)
William John.
hey dude, i`m self conscious with more or less the same problem too. it sucks is all i can say. sometimes i wish i was one of those hairless ppl.
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